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Pokemon and College

My name's Dani, I'm 26. I like foggy nights and messing with my hair. Tbh, this blog is 95% "Big Three" fandom posts. Oh, and lots of gay ships. I also read and write fanfic, so there will be recs or self-promoting from time to time.
Sep 24 '14

On your period

  • Sad: cry
  • Angry: cry
  • Embarrassed: cry
  • Jealous: cry
  • Hungry: cry
  • Happy: cry
  • Emotions: cry
Sep 24 '14

Conversation with my very religious mother

  • Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
  • Mom:
  • Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
  • Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
  • Mom: show me where it says that
  • Me: levictus 19:19
  • "'Keep my decrees.
  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
  • Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality
Sep 24 '14
spicy-vagina-tacos:

sugar-coatednightmare:

Okay, I’ve seen this like 5 times and stared at it for about 10 minutes each time. Would someone please explain this, or is this one of those things where it’s just Tumblr being an asshole and having a “joke” that isn’t a joke that gets reblogged to fuck with people?

Pretty 🐬🐬🐬 good, Spongebob!

spicy-vagina-tacos:

sugar-coatednightmare:

Okay, I’ve seen this like 5 times and stared at it for about 10 minutes each time. Would someone please explain this, or is this one of those things where it’s just Tumblr being an asshole and having a “joke” that isn’t a joke that gets reblogged to fuck with people?

Pretty 🐬🐬🐬 good, Spongebob!

Sep 24 '14

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

Sep 24 '14
  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
Sep 24 '14

saltedick:

getting called ugly by ugly people is so surreal 

(Source: zvnx)

Sep 24 '14
berrystumpytail:

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

Riverclan

berrystumpytail:

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

Riverclan

(Source: mostlycatsmostly)

Sep 24 '14
Sep 24 '14

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

Sep 24 '14
  • sherlock: john, could you hold this for me
  • john: okay.
  • john:
  • john: that's your hand.
  • sherlock: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 24 '14

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

Sep 24 '14

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

Sep 24 '14

things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
Sep 24 '14

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

"MY BOOBS CAN LOOK MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN THIS"

(Source: scarysamwinchester)

Sep 24 '14
"Sunshine all the time makes a desert"

Arab proverb

These simple words are so profound & thought provoking.

(via thaihaha)

(Source: dounia-algeria)