Pokemon and College

me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework
 *opens textbook*
textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag
 *rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook

revolvingdisco:

OMG - what show is this?

hiddlebumz:

cosmo tip #247

during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it now, mr. krabs?”

girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability

ACTUALLY, she’s only 15, and that’s not her. This is:

http://popdust.com/2011/03/15/hailie-mathers-eminem-twitter-pics/

OH GOD

I just started watching Sherlock, and found out there are only 2 seasons out, 3 episodes each. Why do I do this to myself?